Season TWO: Books Covered

Oh, you want to know what we thought? Pull up a seat you freaky little strumpet.

Every book below has been rated on a scale of 1 to 5: 💧 for moisture, 🌶️ for spice, and 🍌 for banana pants (how unhinged the book is). We tried to keep it civilized. Some books had other plans.

A single 💧 means we felt something, barely. A single 🌶️ means there’s spice in there if you squint. A single 🍌 means it was a fairly normal Tuesday, give or take a monster.

A 🌊 means we blew past five drops and needed a mop. A 💨 means our perimenopausal bodies are drier than the Sahara, and so is the book. A 🔥 means we blew past five peppers: the scale melted, our loins ignited, and all of us now have carpal tunnel. And a 🐒 means we blew past five bananas: the plot left the building, took our sanity with it, and we’d follow it anywhere.

So click the link to listen, and enjoy yourself… we did.