S2. EP14 - Yummy Cummy Gummy — The "Barbie Movie of Smut"

Season 2 kicks off with a book so unhinged we almost don't know where to start: Yummy Cummy Gummy by Samantha Peacock, recommended by listener Audrey (you did that, Audrey). The premise — a world where old men in scratchy suits ban sex toys, and a sentient, telepathic Haribo gummy bear shows up to personally handle the resulting drought — sounds like a joke, but it turns into one of the funniest, weirdest, and lowkey most political books the group has covered. Lindsay, Elisa, and Jess break down the "gummy gasm," debate the worst euphemisms in smut history (RIP, frothy cunt), swap real TSA-vibrator-confiscation stories, and discover an actual Texas law limiting you to six "obscene devices." They also get surprisingly real about midlife marriage, rejection, and why a book about candy sex is secretly about routine killing intimacy. Final verdict: five bananas, four spice, zero moisture, and one deeply necessary reminder that "sugar-coated slap of destiny" is now a phrase you know.