Buckle up freaky little strumpets because this week we are leaving the atmosphere and none of us are coming back the same. Alien Quarantine Rescue by Robin Lovett asks the important question — what if the pandemic had been solved by a naked alien with a shiny vibrating dick and testicles the size of a Subway footlong crashing into your backyard? We discuss the glitter cum, the physics defying anatomy, the sleepgasm Lindsay had the morning of recording, Jess's scientific research into exactly how long twelve inch testicles would actually be, and whether Pfizer missed a critical opportunity. Written during 2020 and somehow more plausible than whatever else was happening that year. Janitor of Joyful Orifices Jess leads the charge this week and she came prepared. Spoilers always. Judgment never. Science always.

This week on Between the Folds, your three favorite freaky little strumpets are lacing up their skates for Pucking Wild by Emily Rath — book two in the Jacksonville Rays series. A 33-year-old attorney, a 22-year-old hockey boy with surprising emotional range, and one morally bankrupt ex-husband who refuses to sign the damn papers walk into a reverse age gap romance... and it's practically a Hallmark movie. With pegging. We've got feelings about the slow burn (too slow), the character inconsistency (too much), and the butt plug scene (just right). Also: a full education on spit roasting, the Eiffel Tower, and strapless strap-ons, courtesy of Elisa's Half-Cocked Internet Research. Plus Jess has a divorce-era personal breakthrough, Lindsay is firmly Team Jake, and we all agree: puppy and ma'am are NOT sexy pet names. Buckle up, strumpets.

This week, the Between the Folds crew dives into Navesa Allen's "Lights Out," a stalker romance that's equal parts steamy and surprisingly wholesome. Join Jess, Lindsay, and Elisa as they unpack the story of Josh, a reclusive cyber genius with a TikTok mask account, and Ally, a trauma nurse who accidentally falls for her ex's masked roommate.

Fair warning: this episode contains excessive narrator thirst, Twilight comparisons that may hurt your feelings, and the revelation that the sexy baker guy has ruined us all.

This week, your Janitor of Joyful Orifices (Jess), Minister of Moisture (Elisa), and Lusty Lieutenant (Lindsay) dive deep into Kimberly Lemming's That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf — and we are FERAL for it.

We're covering: casomorphins (real, look it up), the A-spot (also real, also look it up), Fuck/Marry/Yeet: Cheese Edition, the scientific question of whether dairy can travel through bodily fluids, and why poor Nancy gave this masterpiece 1.5 stars.

Come for the smut. Stay for the science. You're welcome, freaky little trumpets.

The Between the Folds crew dives headfirst into a dark reverse-harem labyrinth romance and immediately starts questioning every life choice that led them here. Devils, minotaurs, mythological chaos, and a villain waving red flags like a full-time job? Yes. The hosts debate spicy tropes, favorite moments, and whether the ending should’ve involved a dramatic royal overthrow. Expect mythology tangents, chaotic research rabbit holes, pickup-line disasters, and the comforting realization that sometimes the best escape from reality is a book full of monsters and questionable decisions.

This week, Jess, Lindsay, and Elisa tackle Katie Robert's "The Dragon's Bride" and they have OPINIONS. A dragon with two cocks who never uses them properly? A tail that gets more action than the actual equipment? The hosts dive into why this short monster romance fell flat, debate the ethics of consent scenes, and go down hilarious research rabbit holes about animal anatomy. Plus: Would you rather penis joust or deal with Gwyneth Paltrow's wellness advice? Spoiler: they'd rather joust.

Three middle aged women tackle impossible anatomy, knotted alphas, and motorcycle butt plugs in this hilarious, explicit review of Alexis B. Osbourne’s, Heat Clinic

A horny event planner, a shy mothman scientist, and nonstop oral marathons. Sweet Berries is quirky, juicy, and absolutely addictive.

Six friends. One yacht. Six nights of gift-triggered, boundary-destroying, partner-sharing debauchery. It’s like if The White Lotus had less murder and more orgasms.

Join the Unhinged Book Club as they tackle Jade West's "The Naughty List" - a holiday-themed spicy romance that takes "checking it twice" to a whole new level.

We're serving up a FULL feast with Tate McKirk's hilarious spicy romance "Stuffed by the Were-Turkey."

A runaway heroine, a millionaire minotaur, and enough kinky minotaur bull-peen to make your Kindle combust. Welcome to Thick Beef.

A virginal heroine, a double prince situation, and sex so intense her pelvis shatters—welcome to Kiss of the Basilisk.