S2. Ep17 - Hallowpeen: Hallowpeen: Seeded, Sticky, & Frothy
Grab your PSL (extra frothy whip), freaky little strumpets, because spooky season is here and so is Hallowpeen by Holly Wilde. There’s a trio of sentient, supernaturally well-endowed jack-o’-lanterns, a licorice-wielding Man Candy in a candy-bowl skirt, and more pumpkin puns than a paragraph can hold. Lindsay is obsessed, Jess made eyes at a pumpkin in the grocery store, and Elisa would 100% rather be tied up by Man Candy (and his jawbreaker balls) than seeded by the gourd squad. We also get a kitten-poop wake-up call that rebranded Jess as “Poop Nose Johnson,” a teabagging timeline that personally offended a 1979 baby, and Elisa’s childhood quest to find out what a “blowjob job” was. Plus: Fuck, Marry, Yeet: Horror Edition, Porn of the Rings costume ideas, and a primal pussy scream challenge. It’s a spooky story with a happy ending. See you Between the Folds.
S2. EP16 - The Mad House: the boob-to-bloodshed ratio
Grab a blanket and maybe your therapist’s number, freaky little strumpets, because this week we’re checking into The Mad House by Liza James. It’s a D-A-R-K (as coined by your Minister of Moisture) sapphic romance about stepsisters Ophelia and Cedar, raised in a religious cult. Cedar escapes. Ophelia doesn’t, until her protector alter ego takes over. Add a tattoo artist by day, vigilante by night who does not do tender. We work out the book’s boob-to-bloodshed ratio and assign ourselves dominant alter egos (say hi to Carissa, Cindy, and a secretary who enforces bedtime). We also play Fuck, Marry, Yeet: Step & Cousin Edition and coin “fincest” for the official glossary. Plus: why Elisa will never, ever let Colleen get her dessert “foamy.” It’s a heavy book, and it earns at least one drip.
S2. EP15 - the deal — College boys don’t f*ck like that.
Lace up, freaky little strumpets, because we're going back to college and not all of us survived the reunion. This week it's The Deal by Elle Kennedy: a tutoring arrangement, a hockey captain with walls, and a slow burn Elisa loved so much she read it twice. We get into puck bunny etymology, Lindsay's highlighter-rage count on "stripper tits," Jess's 30-second frat boy, and a lick that somehow ends in a cannibalism rabbit hole. We also hold a very honest vote on the Prime Video adaptation. Grab your drink, get comfortable, and meet us Between the Folds.
S2. EP14 - Yummy Cummy Gummy — The "Barbie Movie of Smut"
The gummy bears are alive, the government banned vibrators, and Lindsay is not okay. This week the girls crack open Yummy Cummy Gummy by Samantha Peacock — a 75-page fever dream where a dystopian sex-toy ban gets undone by a telepathic, consent-obsessed Haribo daddy and his rainbow crew. We're talking candy kinks, a "sugar-coated slap of destiny," TSA vibrator confessions, a real Texas obscenity law, and the group's official ruling on whether this book is horny or just hilarious (spoiler: hilarious). Grab a jelly bean, hydrate, and meet us Between the Folds.