S2. Ep17 - Hallowpeen: Hallowpeen: Seeded, Sticky, & Frothy

Grab your PSL (extra frothy whip), freaky little strumpets, because spooky season is here and so is Hallowpeen by Holly Wilde. There’s a trio of sentient, supernaturally well-endowed jack-o’-lanterns, a licorice-wielding Man Candy in a candy-bowl skirt, and more pumpkin puns than a paragraph can hold. Lindsay is obsessed, Jess made eyes at a pumpkin in the grocery store, and Elisa would 100% rather be tied up by Man Candy (and his jawbreaker balls) than seeded by the gourd squad. We also get a kitten-poop wake-up call that rebranded Jess as “Poop Nose Johnson,” a teabagging timeline that personally offended a 1979 baby, and Elisa’s childhood quest to find out what a “blowjob job” was. Plus: Fuck, Marry, Yeet: Horror Edition, Porn of the Rings costume ideas, and a primal pussy scream challenge. It’s a spooky story with a happy ending. See you Between the Folds.