This week, Jess, Lindsay, and Elisa tackle Katie Robert's "The Dragon's Bride" and they have OPINIONS. A dragon with two cocks who never uses them properly? A tail that gets more action than the actual equipment? The hosts dive into why this short monster romance fell flat, debate the ethics of consent scenes, and go down hilarious research rabbit holes about animal anatomy. Plus: Would you rather penis joust or deal with Gwyneth Paltrow's wellness advice? Spoiler: they'd rather joust.

Three middle aged women tackle impossible anatomy, knotted alphas, and motorcycle butt plugs in this hilarious, explicit review of Alexis B. Osbourne’s, Heat Clinic

A horny event planner, a shy mothman scientist, and nonstop oral marathons. Sweet Berries is quirky, juicy, and absolutely addictive.

Six friends. One yacht. Six nights of gift-triggered, boundary-destroying, partner-sharing debauchery. It’s like if The White Lotus had less murder and more orgasms.

Join the Unhinged Book Club as they tackle Jade West's "The Naughty List" - a holiday-themed spicy romance that takes "checking it twice" to a whole new level.

We're serving up a FULL feast with Tate McKirk's hilarious spicy romance "Stuffed by the Were-Turkey."

A virginal heroine, a double prince situation, and sex so intense her pelvis shatters—welcome to Kiss of the Basilisk.