Ep. 9 That Time We Got Drunk and Learned About the A-Spot, Casomorphins & Tentacle Consent

This week, your Janitor of Joyful Orifices (Jess), Minister of Moisture (Elisa), and Lusty Lieutenant (Lindsay) dive deep into Kimberly Lemming's That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf — and we are FERAL for it.

Brie is a busty cheese monger with abandonment issues. Felix is a werewolf with a lactose intolerance and the softest tail this side of the bayou. Throw in shadow tentacles, a sassy talking sword, an incel lobster cult, and the discovery that monster smut is literally the antidote to the patriarchy — and you've got our new favorite book ever written.

We're covering: casomorphins (real, look it up), the A-spot (also real, also look it up), Fuck/Marry/Yeet: Cheese Edition, the scientific question of whether dairy can travel through bodily fluids, and why poor Nancy gave this masterpiece 1.5 stars.

Come for the smut. Stay for the science. You're welcome, freaky little trumpets.